Government secrets revealed!

One of my favorite tipsheets reports:

1. The little-known U.S. Department of Thought Suggestion has embedded high-tech messages like “Support Our Troops” and “Love Our President” into popular first-run movies and DVDs.
2. Robot presidents are being created. They never need to sleep, can work on up to 380 projects at once, can withstand the force of a 10-megaton bomb, and can be programmed with intelligence, sensitivity, and charisma.
3. Bigfoots are being bred as ultra-powerful Homeland Security Guards in a special breeding area at an undisclosed location in Alabama. They will be trained to detect and disarm terrorists, as well as infiltrate enemy encampments in disguise.

To read more about these items and two other Big Secrets, go right here.