Monday, April 23, 2007

A crappy solution to global warming

“I have spent the better part of this tour,” writes singer Sheryl Crow on her website, “trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming.

“Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.”

I’m no fan of conservative talk radio host Laura Ingraham, but the title of her book about celebrities and politics seems to apply here, if Crow’s really serious (and I fear she is): Shut Up & Sing.


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