Forever in Never Never Land

A foreclosure sale on Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch was scheduled for this week. But that's been averted, it seems, since a loan on the property was sold to a large real estate investment firm.

I live maybe 45 minutes northwest of the Neverland Ranch, and I'm dying to see it for myself. Jacko needn't be in attendance when I visit. I've always thought that when the proper time comes, someone should lessen Jackson's financial woes, buy the damn thing, and turn it into a privately-owned tourist attraction. Kinda like the famous Hearst Castle, which is located about 45 minutes north of me, but without the taxpayer subsidies.