Songs for an Anarchist Christmas, part 3

A final seasonal ditty by the late Samuel Edward Konkin III...

Anarcho Claus is Coming to Town
(Tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”)

Initiate force?
You better not try.
You better not steal;
I’m telling you why.
Anarcho Claus is coming to town.

He’s taking a risk,
Flying in low,
Smuggling in toys
So the statists won’t know.
Anarcho Claus is coming to town.

He sees when you are trying
To trade what’s good for you
For all that which you really want
So he’ll run it in for you.

So...Be closing your door,
But not very tight,
The market will clear
Late Christmas night.
Anarcho Claus is coming to town.