Keep your hands off Bugs!

Y'know, you can use images of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln to sell tampons, for all I care. But don't friggin' mess with the real important icons from my childhood!

The WB network is taking the great Looney Tunes characters and "updating" them for a new Saturday morning kids' series next fall. For example, they've retooled the great anarchist figure Bugs Bunny into a 28th Century superhero named Buzz Bunny.

"We all flipped for it," says David Janollari, president of the Kids' WB. "We just said, 'Wow, what a great way to take the classic Looney Tunes franchise that has been huge with audiences and bring it into the new millennium.' "

Wile E. Coyote should drop a 10-ton anvil on that idiot's pinhead.