NEWS FLASH! Hell has frozen over!
J. Neil Schulman has called on President Bush to bring the troops home from
The presence of Infidels in the
Middle Eastis what drives Islamic terrorism. We Infidels are still there because of remnants of a Great Game for domination of the Middle Eastthat stopped making strategic sense when the British Empirecollapsed, when the Cold War ended, and when Japan, , and China became trading partners of Russia and America Europe.
We don't need Middle Eastern oil. American energy independence is ours any time we decide to take it. Short-term we can pump and refine all we need from our own supplies in
and Utah , and long-term we can switch to alternatives — everything from bio-diesel to solar-power satellites and — one of these days — Mr. Fusion machines. Colorado
We don't need to defend
from Israel or Syria . All we have to do is let the Sunni and Shia get back to killing each other instead of us — let al Qaeda fight Hezbollah. Iran
Mr. Bush, you're the President who Won the War on Terror. Please brings our troops home from
and declare a domestic State of Iraq that suspends the numerous federal, state, and local impediments to domestic oil and coal production and refinement. Emergency
We don't have to stop the Iraqi Insurgency for our own security, or for
's. We can accomplish that merely by doing what Americans do best: minding our own business. Israel
Mr. Bush: Make Oil, Not War.